Browsing: Rumours

In a secret bunker beneath the Bernabéu, Real Madrid’s scouts are armed with magnifying glasses and a lifetime supply of energy drinks, on a mission to find the next Messi. Spoiler alert: they might be looking in the local park’s Sunday league!

In a shocking plot twist straight out of a telenovela, Lionel Messi is reportedly considering a comeback to Barcelona. Is he looking to reclaim his throne, or just trying to dribble past another awkward brunch with Mbappé? Stay tuned!

Juventus is reportedly having “sneaky chats” with France’s next big thing—who, according to sources, is actually just a talented squirrel. “He dribbles like Mbappé,” one scout said, amidst hopes of a nutty deal before the transfer window closes!