Tottenham is reportedly keeping tabs on the next English superstar, because who needs a stable defense when you can have a dazzling attacking talent, right? It’s Spurs or bust, folks! Will this be the next golden boy or just another “who’s he again?” moment? Stay tuned!

In a plot twist worthy of a soap opera, Napoli has set their sights on a superstar whose last performance was about as promising as a soggy croissant. Can this struggling player turn their fortunes around, or is it just another day in the Serie A circus? Stay tuned!