In a plot twist worthy of a blockbuster, Arsenal has scooped up a surprise free agent—an optimistic Gooner! Sporting a vintage jersey and a heart full of hope, he’s ready to tackle the Emirates turf. Who needs professional experience when you’ve mastered FIFA?

As football evolves, new rules aimed at player safety are raising concerns among traditionalists. Critics argue that these changes are softening the game, potentially undermining its competitive nature. Proponents, however, believe they ensure a safer environment for athletes.