As the summer transfer window swings open, AC Milan’s wishlist looks more like a shopping spree at a luxury mall than a soccer roster. With dreams of snagging a superstar, fans wonder: will the Rossoneri catch a big fish or just settle for a goldfish?

In a plot twist that would make any Netflix series jealous, PSG might be quietly scheming to snag South America’s next football sensation. Rumor has it, their secret talks involve more disguises than a spy movie. Will Neymar get a sidekick? Stay tuned!