Kylian Mbappé is reportedly eyeing a move to Madrid, but is it for football glory or the legendary tapas? Rumor has it he’s trading PSG’s champagne for churros. Will Madrid’s culinary delights sway him from Parc des Princes? Only time will tell!

As the transfer window looms, Manchester United fans wonder if their club will finally buy a striker or just continue dreaming of glory like a kid hoping for a unicorn. Will they close the deal, or is it just another wishful fantasy? Stay tuned!