In a surprising twist, Chelsea’s talent scouts have set their sights on the Bundesliga, eyeing players like a kid in a candy store. Rumor has it they’ve traded their magnifying glasses for binoculars—watch out, Germany, the Blues are coming!

In a move that has fans scratching their heads, Mohamed Salah is reportedly considering a switch to Saudi Arabia. Is he trading his iconic boots for a camel saddle? Only time will tell, but stay tuned for Salah’s next great adventure—Desert League, anyone?