In the world of football, high-profile returns have become a captivating narrative as star players revisit their former clubs, rekindling old flames. From Cristiano Ronaldo’s dramatic comeback to Manchester United to Lionel Messi’s emotional return to Barcelona, these moves not only stir fan passions but also reshape team dynamics and influence league standings.

Juventus is reportedly having “sneaky chats” with France’s next big thing—who, according to sources, is actually just a talented squirrel. “He dribbles like Mbappé,” one scout said, amidst hopes of a nutty deal before the transfer window closes!